i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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