She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
soo... how was my night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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