New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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