how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She even gives head with a lisp.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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