My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
