Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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