So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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