Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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