THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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