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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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(630): View more from Illinois

My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!

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(641): View more from Iowa

I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.

(319): View more from Iowa

Good thing spelling doesn't count.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday

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(604): View more from British Columbia

He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"

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(310): View more from California

I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning

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(408): View more from California

I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more

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