$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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