playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I love you. Go after that dick
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