Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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