he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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