so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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