Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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