Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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