I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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