He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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