my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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