I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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