Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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