Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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