Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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