grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No subtext here. People are naked.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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