so explain again why im purple
no
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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