do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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