Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
