Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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