They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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