hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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