love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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