we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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