Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize
