He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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