Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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