I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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