There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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