Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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