Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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