Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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