Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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