Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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