I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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