Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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