Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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