Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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