Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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