Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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