East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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