wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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